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Joke of the Day
"Did you mean pacific or specific? Cuz seriously, one is an ocean."
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"As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"Not to be racist but... Every movie is widescreen to Asian people."
"""That's what."" -She"
"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."
"People making jokes about communism are all sharing laughs"
"Last night I watched a great U.S. Olympic Trials semifinal match that featured Sylvester Stallone vs Joey Lawrence in a Pronunciation game."
"Dads in horror movies always have the most chill explanations. ""Our son is covered in pentagrams!"" Well maybe he's just allergic to dairy."
"Ostriches would be scary as hell if they could fly or if they had arms, but they can't and they don't, so here we are. Stupid land birds."
"While your honesty is refreshing, I am regretfully unable to accept your chat request, IWillDoYouAnally23."