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Joke of the Day

"How do you take the letter ""f"" out of the word ""way""? There is no f in way"

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."

"It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex ""I have to tell you something"" then shut my phone off."

"It's okay Pluto I am not a planet either."

"I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her Turns out she was a gold digger."

"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."

"My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi."

"A friend told me this one... Why did the cyclops close his school? Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends"

"I always thought soy milk... was just introducing itself in Spanish"