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Joke of the Day
"What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill? Hope you're ready for the next episode"
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"I used an emoticon with a nose once. It was stupid and embarrassing. I wouldn't recommend it."
"This day in Sweden... ...there was a black guy in Gothenburg."
"Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut."
"So I got my blood test results back... apparently I did good, got an A+"
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"3 days before Christmas, my wife drops her 2007-era iPhone in a public toilet. I get the hint. She wants me to get her a much cheaper phone."
"A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, ""Have you seen my father in here today?"" The barman says, ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""