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Joke of the Day

"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."

"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."

"My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of ""cumin""."

"Why did the black man cross the road? To catch the chicken (Btw I came up with this myself)"

"What do you call an Asian with a big... NSFW Butt hole? Gay ping!"

"FIFA 16 joke. fifa 16 is going to feature women players for the first time, apparently in the consumables section you will be able to purchase tampons alongside contracts and chemistry styles."

"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"

"What does the ghost of Al Pacino say? Boo-ah!"

"The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin."