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Joke of the Day

"There was a knock in my door ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Get out, I didn't call police, I called whores"" ""Your neighbors called us"" ""Let them fuck you then"""

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"oh these 2 bleeding dots on my neck? uhhh no i'm not a vampire, some crazy dude stabbed me with 2 pens. hey can you toss me a bloodweiser ;)"
"Cute waiter: Hi, what can I get for you? Me: *accidentally barks*"
"I'M RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE! Okay, I'm just frustrated with this copier, but I sighed pretty loud, so I think it knows how I feel!"
"whats an english man favourite breakfast cereal Cherry Oh's"
"you down with ADD? yeah you know me"
"""daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa"" *checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son"
"How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries."
"I want to leave this world the way I entered it ... With a woman desperately trying to get me out of her vagina."
"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"