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Joke of the Day
"This joke might take you awhile Pussy! ::snickering:: get it?"
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"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."
"Why were the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni but got plain."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Peace Prize? He was out standing in his field."
"What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be? A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me."
"Have you ever seen the movie ""Constipation""? It never came out."
"Today I rented a prostitute... It was whore-ible"
"two deer walk out of a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there."""
"Found this joke on the Internet and/or heard it from a friend/professor Wasn't that funny."