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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb? [OC] It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this."

"A termite walks into a bar... And he says, ""where is the bartender?"""

"Reporter got asked about any survivors of a plane crash & said 'its up in the air'. Dude if it was up in the air we wouldn't be in this mess"

"I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning... I just think it's a waste of thyme."

"No one ever mentions the 1000 miles of trouble free luxury cruising before the iceberg....."

"A cop stops a drunk man and asks: How high are you? The man replies: This is wrong english, you should say 'Hi, How are You?'"

"what's brown and sticky? a stick."

"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"

"What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull."

"On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity"