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Joke of the Day
"Where do you hide if you kill a black man? Behind a badge."
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"What do you call a laughing labradoodle? A snickerdoodle."
"Sad to say that Gregg Jevin, a man I just made up, has died. #RIPGreggJevin"
"I prefer to buy rental properties that take up an entire city block or more. I'm in it for the long hall."
"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a constipated muppet trying to list off active ingredients in Children's Tylenol."
"Cross posted to r/Christianity"
"Someone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a ton of black people suddenly got laptops or something."
"What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee? You're an eight."
"GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns"
"Ever hear about the optimist that was getting eaten by a lion? He managed to get out of the beast, but he looked like shit."