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Joke of the Day
"What's another nickname for Donald Trump? ##The Annoying Orange."
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"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"
"GUY: How do you make a living? FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?"
"[On WebMD] I have a sore throat [Throat cancer] I wasn't done, and a stomach ache. [Cancer] Couldn't it be the flu? [If it wasn't cancer]"
"*points to person jogging outside through the snow* ""Look kids, a lunatic"""
"Every morning, I get out of bed and run around the block 5 times. Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep."
"Trump: ""Knock knock"" Hillary: ""Who's there?"" Trump: ""Interrupting Donald Trump"" Hillary: ""Interrupting Donald Tr-"" Trump: ""WRONG"""
"A gun walks into a bar... And says ""Hey bartender - I need to get loaded."" The bartender says ""Ok, I'll get you a few rounds."""
"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."