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Joke of the Day
"I entered a pun contest... ...on the radio last week. I won."
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"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, tupid!"
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"TIL How to Time Travel And man do I miss Reddit."
"""Hey! check out my new ink"" *removes shirt, stands naked* ""Dude!, I don't see anything"" ""It's invisible ink"""
"Reddit is like a brand new, shiny penny... It's fun to look at but completely worthless"
"A neutron walks into a bar He asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The barkeep replied, ""For you, no charge."""
"At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir? Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish"
"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"
"A comedian walks into a bar full of r/historians.. [deleted]"