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Joke of the Day
"Why did the priest cross the road ?? To screw in the children that were crossing the road"
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"A couple of letters drove out to the desert and took all their clothes off. They were arrested by the sands sheriff."
"I used to be a taxi driver. Do you know why I gave it up? I didn't like people talking behind my back!"
"WIFE: would you chop these onions for me ME: sure WIFE: I meant with a knife ME (tightening the belt on my karate robe): aww man"
"STAR WARS SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father"
"My driving teacher asked me where the gas is: ""Second door on the right."""
"Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired."
"1. Get preg 2. Transfer ur soul to fetus using Satanic alchemy 3. Give birth to yourself 4. Old body dies 5. Be a baby"
"Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!"
"How many Psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb and another to hold the penis...I mean ladder."