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Joke of the Day

"Why did the priest cross the road ?? To screw in the children that were crossing the road"

"I Like My Rum Like I Like My Woman... 12 Years Old And Mixed Up With Coke."

"*waits until a bird falls asleep, quietly creeps beside it's nest* HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO ARE YOU AWAKE!?!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS!?!"

"*gives you the finger*gives you the spleen*gives you the bones*gives you all the other parts* Now build me a girlfriend like you promised."

"How do you know an engineer is an extrovert? He stares at *your* shoes while he talks to you."

"Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn"

"What do you call the TMNTs doing stand up comedy? April's Fools!!!"

"Four Types of Orgasm. 1.Spiritual....""Oh God"" 2.Positive.....""Oh Yes"" 3.Negative....""Oh No"" And, 4.Fake......""Oh [insert your name here]"""

"If I see a parked car with one of those stick figure family things, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car."

"In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name"