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Joke of the Day

"So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed. The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep drag and says, ""Well, I guess that answers that question..."""

"Just kidding Girl: I'm breaking up with you. Boy: Ok, then let me remove the like from all your fb DP's. Girl: Oh! Come on! Don't be mad. I was just kidding."

"Please put your drama in a joke format so I can understand it."

"Has anyone here heard of the Mexican train conductor who went crazy and ran over a bunch of people? He had locomotives!"

"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"

"i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again"

"What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy? winnie the Philosopooh"

"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !"

"Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone"

"I set my alarm clock 15 minutes fast because I enjoy doing math problems first thing in the morning,"