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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."
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"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."
"Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead.. ...by watching his navel. (I don't know if this joke works in English)"
"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac? ..... Tempermint"
"Abortion is a difficult topic for me... On one hand, I support it because it kills children, on the other, I don't because it gives woman a choice."
"My neighbors listen to good music If they like it or not"
"A boss at a workplace says to his secretary, ""File this report, please.""""You file it, sir,"" the secretary replies. ""I'm a secretary, not a woodworker."""
"[me as a passenger on the titanic] oh ewww are there olives in this salad? YOU be quiet lillian, i swear this trip cannot possibly get worse"
"Me: goodnight kids Kids: goodnight dad Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT"