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Joke of the Day
"""Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh"" - Apathetic goat."
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"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? drizzle."
"What do you call an illegal immigrant and a pedophile fighting? Alien Vs Predator"
"England doesn't have kidney banks, but it has a Liverpool."
"Lucky I didn't get caught... I was nailing this chick in the park the other weekend. And I was so lucky not to get caught. Supposedly crucifixions are illegal these days"
"gardens are insane. ""Oh that's just my box of dirt that pushes food at me very slowly."""
"*beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*"
"Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !"
"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."
"Why do Trump supporters enjoy polish people at his rally... so that they can say that their ahead in the Poles. Polish gram-pa said it."