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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel"

"Why was the chess player pregnant? Because they were mated."

"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."

"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."

"A Test WC in college. Three cubicles. Voice from the left: *Peter, professor passed you in philosophy?* Voice from the right: *No, he did not...* Voice from the middle: **And I won't!**"

"What is the difference between a paycheck and a cock? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!"

"My dick is like a chinese finger trap. The more you struggle, the harder it gets."

"Tried to catch fog today. Mist."

"Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them."

"this is what happens when you don't read the comments before commenting [deleted]"