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Joke of the Day

"What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress? By opening the door."

"What did one casket say to the other casket? ""Is that you coffin?'"

"What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican? A Green Bean"

"Due to Michael Jackson's passing..."

"[opens jar of olives and pours them in my garden] ""Now grow to be a restaurant"""

"I have nice cans and beautiful ass, yet nobody likes me.. apparently you should also belong to the right gender."

"if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw"

"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"

"What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]"

"I don't feel strongly enough about anything to take the time to join a protest. Unless, maybe, there was some big threat against pizza."