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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't anyone die a virgin? Life fucks us all."
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"How do you know if your friend has an iPhone? They tell you."
"There are 2 important rules in business. 1. Don't tell people everything you know."
"Why was the stadium so cool? it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time"
"A Jewish boy asked his father... for fifty dollars for a pair of sneakers. His father replied ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. Nobody ever does it."
"What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky after getting caught? ""I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election""."
"I bought my girlfriend a treadmill and a Victoria's Secret catalogue."
"What do feminists do on Halloween? They go triggered treating"
"Better to be somebody's dog than everybody's BITCH !!! Every dog will have his day, remember ?"