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Joke of the Day

"Why did Moses part his hair? To make a path for the Israelice."

"Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born."

"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z. Wait, shit."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everybody"

"What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog."

"*hit man puts on silencer* *shoots gun* Gun: YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE LIKE MY MOMS Wth? *looks at case* Oh I brought the awkward silencer"

"Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid."

"I see said the blind man As he picked up his hammer and saw."

"There was a fire at the Yankee Candle store. 8 killed. 19 injured. 1200 soothed."