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Joke of the Day
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid."
Next Joke
"its 2013 and mcdonalds still doesnt serve breakfast all day"
"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade...just kidding-that means life hates you because the gators would totally kill and eat you 1st."
"I like my women how i like my wine 12 years old and locked up in my basement. sorry i had to"
"Guys, it is true. Size DOES matter. When have you ever been satisfied after she brings you a small sandwich?"
"Why is a banana the most attractive fruit? Everyone finds it a-peeling."
"A T-100 is sent back to 2016 to terminate Trump and Clinton. Who survives? Not the next redditor to post a fucking 'America' version of the disaster set up."
"Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!"
"User interface? I hardly even know her!"
"My son was on eBay this morning. Child services were not impressed with me."