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Joke of the Day
"I see said the blind man As he picked up his hammer and saw."
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"Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo."
"A dickhead is talking to an asshole When suddenly they yell ""OH SHIT!"""
"Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus."
"There have been reports of very heavy shelling...... At the peanut factory."
"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."
"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."
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"Vagina jokes are not funny, Period"
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