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Joke of the Day
"Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."
Next Joke
"What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage? Audi"
"[at subway] And just a little lettuce. *the guy starts backing a truck full of lettuce toward my sandwich & the truck is beeping* No wait."
"I lost my mood ring... And I'm not sure how I should feel about it."
"What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM? It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care."
"What did the human call the bee after it stung him? An ass hole"
"Everyone has at least one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."
"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"
"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today..... I said stop wasting your time, we should be concentrating on locking them up."
"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love."