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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat! Her Prius gets 12mpg."

"What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years."

"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."

"What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail? ...you know he did it."

"always good to put one of those Apple stickers that comes with ur iPhone on your car so thieves know which car to break in to."

"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike."

"""It's not about who's right or wrong."" ~ The person that is wrong"

"I like when you see a guy with a beard and you can immediately tell he's fashioned his entire thing/vibe/life around having that beard."

"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"

"There's a fine line between being spotted in line at Old Navy and getting shot in the face."