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Joke of the Day
"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"
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"Did you hear Jurassic World got shut down? Apparently they found a crisp rat in the kitchen!"
"My wife said to me, ""Isn't it odd how on our keyboard the letters ORPN have been worn out?"""
"The more vital your research, the less people will understand it."
"THAT SMILE A reporter asks Bill Clinton,. 'What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?"" He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."""
"If Shrek can find love, so can you."
"Chain link fence gates will have their revenge on speeding 80s getaway cars."
"My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my dick And apparently ""heating up her meal"" is the wrong answer."
"Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again."
"Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2!"