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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an detective's glasses? Inspectacles"

"I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"No matter how compelling and convincing the other person's argument is, you can always win a debate by adding ""yeah, but still"" at the end."

"Why do men like breasts so much? They prove men can concentrate on two things at once."

"I don't get why I got fired today I was just doing my job... Stalking"

"What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z? They're not infallible"

"Based on her color and size Snookie would make a great buoy."

"Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory? He didn't like being spoken to in that voice"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ? You Anthem devil you !"