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Joke of the Day

"What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common? Both have had to adjust for inflation."

"I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling ""Wilbur, you include your brother!"""

"Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"

"What do you call a car without a hood? Circumcised"

"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"

"How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste."

"Romney: ""I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."""

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because he's a fucking creep"

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So that no one find out he fucks chickens."