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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"

"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."

"DM: I'm 10 inches. Wanna chat? Me: omg guys, a fetus just messaged me!!"

"I'm fat, so when I get mad, I get massive aggressive."

"Having sex in a mental hospital Now that's fucking insane."

"Why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too"

"So two fish are in a tank... One fish turns to the other fish and says ""Alright, you drive. I'll man the gun!"" Get it? Because they're in a *tank*."

"i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task"

"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it. So I choose not to post it this time around Edit: Thanks for the 1000 upvotes this time guys! ( Edited when I only had 27)"