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Joke of the Day
"Really Google auto-complete? You really think I want to search for 'hardcore poem'???"
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"I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work."
"What was Hitler's favorite Yugioh card? Blue Eyes White Person"
"The story of a heroic husband .... Wife to her husband - How do I look? I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed?"
"Guy shoves plastic farm animals up his butt Doc says his condition is stable."
"I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?"
"Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big...NSFW Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big dick? *when the person says: 'no what'* I do"
"9/11 Never Forget About Dre."
"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"
"How do you know if you are a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood"