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Joke of the Day

"I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?"

"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."

"How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy? Cause you know, They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/"

"""A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat."" I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email."

"What did the erotic novel author get from his editor? Sticky notes. What did he get from his publisher? A hard copy."

"What do you call someone who always tells shitty jokes? Fecetious."

"A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator. One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble."

"Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet."