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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets? Clearly short handed."
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"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."
"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"
"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill I hear it will only be worth $15.80"
"Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead."
"A lady went to the hospital after her husband beat her black and blue... After examining her under the bright lights, the doctor sent the white and gold lady home."
"What mental illness does Hank Hill have? Propanic Depression"
"How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy"
"I've been teaching myself giutar I still get the U and I mixed up sometimes but I'm getting pretty good.."
"dishes laundry vacuuming dusting me *Things that won't get done today."