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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets? Clearly short handed."
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"NERD JOKE: What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house? Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference."
"Remember when America used to be cool... .... Yeah, me neither."
"Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side!"
"Friends are like balloons... If you stab them, they die"
"What do you call a Mexican in Canada? ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!"
"Sometimes, when I'm in the bathroom.. ...My dog tries to lick my balls... so I close the door...because that way nobody can see us."
"Why do Communists only write in lowercase? Because they hate Capitalism."
"What do you call a woman with big tits who doesn't make sandwiches? A compromise."
"GROCER: slide your card ME: it didn't work GROCER: does it have a chip? ME: *puts hand over pringle in my pocket I was saving for later* no"