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Joke of the Day
"What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? ""It's stale, mate."""
Next Joke
"What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner? Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala"
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States? Because in America, freedom rings."
"""Dad I'm gay..."" ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""
"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"
"Watching a Sarah McLachlan concert on TV on a Saturday night. It's funny, this wasn't on my bucket list yet I feel so close to actual death."
"What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up."
"Two muffins are in the oven. . . One turns to the other and says ""its a bit hot in here"", the other screams ""ahhh! a talking muffin"""
"What is a ducks favourite drug? quack"
"Only 30's kids will get this... Jesus."