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Joke of the Day

"A Priest And A Rabbi Are Sitting On A Park Bench Watching Kids Play... Priest - ""Hey rabbi, want to help me screw these kids?"" Rabbi-""Screw them out of what?"""

"Why do redditors make such good fencers? They're used to dealing with ripostes."

"My Chinese neighbour told me he'd just opened a ""Crows shop"". I said, ""Don't you mean a clothes shop?"" He said, ""A Crows shop!"" I said, ""OK, I might pop down for a Rook."""

"CW:where are you going? Me:trying to prevent an awkward conversation between two people CW:who? Me:me and you"

"I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance. This time it's personals."

"What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast? Steak and negs. In shame and solitude"

"Why do feminists hate the post the USPS? Cause it's an all mail business."

"What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid."

"Someone screwed with my autocorrect, and when I catch them... Alpha cum up"

"If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel."