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Joke of the Day

"ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head"

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"

"There was an accident front of our house yesterday. A man completely lost his entire left side. Luckily the doctors Said he would be alright."

"You know that episode of Friends where Joey tries to speak French? That's what I hear when watching the State of the Union Address"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."

"What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."

"What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand? A trillionaire."

"If you get pulled over for speeding on the highway, police are legally required to let you go if you tell them 'Black Betty' was playing."

"What's more fun than nailing dead babies to a wall? Scraping them back off"