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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar? Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one."

"A Latvian dies No potato for Styx-cross Kicked off Styx cross boat Now no potato, and is dark. Also cold. Did really die? Or malnourish hallucination?"

"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"

"""Twilight"" is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency."

"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"

"When I'm too lazy to understand something, I simply label it as ""pretentious"" and move on. I am an American."

"Did you hear about the Hipster that drowned in the canal? It wasn't mainstream."

"You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!"

"For Easter, I will hide pieces of IKEA furniture all over the house and then have my kid assemble it. If she succeeds, she gets chocolate."

"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."