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Joke of the Day

"Will was killed during his first battle with the US army His comrades got confused when their commander yelled: ""Fire at Will!"""

"Starbucks needs a separate line for people who say ""um"""

"I have a physical limitation from achieving any of my goals My fucking spine. Holds me back."

"What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand? Bean dip"

"Why do cowgirls have bow-legs? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."

"So, I was talking to my friend who runs a scrap yard. I asked how business was... ... He replied: ""pretty good, I've seen a bit of a pickup recently."""

"Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!"

"Now that gay marriage is legal, my uncle can marry his boyfriend Dre! What a double entendre! I made this up and am very proud."

"This month is called ""February,"" that stuff is called ""snow"" and unless you live in what's called the ""tropics,"" drop the shock and awe."

"This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I'd share. What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot? Her glitterus"