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Joke of the Day

"Will was killed during his first battle with the US army His comrades got confused when their commander yelled: ""Fire at Will!"""

"A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it ""liked the first half, hated the second. "" he said"

"Flovers Joke A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."" And her boyfriend asks ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""

"I became a Jew today Only in it for the money."

"Canada has crack?"

"Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die."

"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."

"My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids."

"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of Caesars..."

"What do a fag and a parrot have in common? Shit on their stick"