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Joke of the Day

"The company that makes the Opera browser have asked Sir Patrick Stewart to redesign their logo They want him to make its O."

"I'm should probably update everyone who wrote ""Have a great summer!"" in my high school yearbook. It was okay."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA."

"what do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tommy took a look. (say it fast)"

"Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week"

"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."

"""Let's tell people about our waffle and then not do shit for 100 years."" -Belgium"

"The other day the lifeguard told me to stop peeing in the pool... I got such a fright I nearly fell in."

"Lance Armstrong got emotional during his Oprah interview, but numerous sources are reporting that he used performance enhancing onions."

"Last night my wife asked me how many women I have slept with I answered just you honey. I was awake with the rest of them."