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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza? A pizza doesn't shoot up a school."
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"I plan on getting ""sidewalk nap"" drunk tonight."
"A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity The bartender says ""sorry, we have enough whites."""
"Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall."
"What's black and does not work? Decaf Coffee"
"What's the second hardest thing in the morning? Getting out of the bed!"
"[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ? They only wear Trunks."
"Hey guys, just to let you all know I'll be closing my Facebook account in three days... But in four days I'll be explaining why I didn't leave."
"I don't know how guys can send dick pics to women I just can't get the camera high enough to fit it all in the picture."
"What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job."