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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza? A pizza doesn't shoot up a school."
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"I used to go to the physician just like you, but then I took an hammer to the knee."
"Why can't astronauts listen to music? The beat can't drop in outer space."
"Guy walks into an amusement park ... and sees a big sign that reads, ""Three balls 25"" So he walks up to the lady behind the counter, pulls down his pants and says, ""Ok, gimme a quarter."""
"Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature."
"How does a hipster measure out his drugs? Using instagrams."
"If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart"
"About 50% of the time ""good luck"" means ""fuck you."""
"How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire? When he's a billionaire."
"Why do some birds fly south for the winter? Its to far to walk."