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Joke of the Day

"Some days, I wish I were robosexual, because if I was into bots, I would have all the luck on Tinder."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, ""Where did you get that thing?"" Parrot says, ""Africa."""

"My sister texted and asked if she and her kids could come over, and now I'm frantically looking for a new place to live."

"What does a sassy ghost say? Boo you whore"

"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"

"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."

"How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit it in the face with an axe."

"What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!"

"Fact: If you get pulled over, as the cop is walking up to you, place an aluminum foil hat on your head and you disappear from his vision."

"BIRD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable."