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Joke of the Day

"My grandpa flirting with a 91 year-old lady at his senior home. ""You look young enough to be my daughter."""

"A couple who are silly together stay together."

"Lets get freaky. I mean really Freaky. Like I can't look you in the eye for two days kinda freaky."

"Whoever named them ""urinal cakes"" has grossly underestimated my love for cake. On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?"

"""Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards?"" Tony: ""Why not?"""

"TIL theres a supermoon on the 14th. ELI5: If it's so super, why doesn't it fly around in the sky? Oh, right... because it got paralyzed and died."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and potato? I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face."

"A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair."

"I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake..... I said to the man ""wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"""

"Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !"