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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !"

"my daughter's joke How does the Pope fly to Mass? In his HolyCopter."

"9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The other man prefers the 9 men."

"This password requires one uppercase letter, one number, [at least] one swastika, the blood of your first born and a bird skull."

"I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads."

"Me: Why doesn't he love me? Nachos: Eat more of me and find out! Me: *Chewing* So? Nachos: We need outside counsel. Send pizza down here."

"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"

"How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."

"What do you call... two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke."