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Joke of the Day

"Whoever named them ""urinal cakes"" has grossly underestimated my love for cake. On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?"

"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""

"My friend got me a sweater for Christmas... I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but she did the trick."

"At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, ""They'll never see you coming!"""

"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"

"Why did Pluto miss the solar system party. He didn't planet right"

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"

"What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour? The coming of the Lord."

"A man with pica walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink on rocks. Hahahaha! Smart people jokes are the best!"

"Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow? Because they must build additional pylons."