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Joke of the Day
"""Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards?"" Tony: ""Why not?"""
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"Hey Tim Burton, it's okay to be out of ideas."
"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it doesn't screw."
"What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom? A fake name"
"Weird is a side effect of awesome."
"Asked an artist how he draws women so well. He says ""I have a day job."""
"Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it."
"I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again"
"My partner left me because of my pasta feeling fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now..."
"Build a man a fire, he remains warm for the day But set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life"