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Joke of the Day

"A hispanic man with a rubber toe His name...was Roberto"

"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."

"For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake."

"Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!"

"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."

"What do you call a constipated German? *Farfrompoopin*"

"Man goes to a Doctor and says ""Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"" The Doctor replies ""You're in de Nile."""

"Is it me or does it seem like Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?"

"Whoa whoa, calm the fuck down Swiffer commercials, you're a wet paper towel on a stick."

"If this Hillary case blows up... It will be the second time a weiner has ruined the presidency for a Clinton"