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Joke of the Day

"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."

"A pop up blocker for coworkers who send you an email and immediately show up at your desk to ask if you got their email."

"What is heavy forwards but not backwards? A ton."

"Why was the horse always mad at the mule? It kept half-assing everything."

"What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A naked blonde doing cartwheels."

"If being a success was a sound, I bet it would sound a lot like this air pump I'm using to inflate my new furniture."

"Why do Jewish women love circumcisions? They'll get their hands on anything that's 10% off."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !"

"I'm no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to fcuk off today you'll feel better."

"What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal."