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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the rumor about butter? Nevermind... I wouldn't want to spread it"
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"I met a farmer today Hes not well known, but hes out standing in his field."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins......"
"Two jews walk into A bar... Ahbar then gets insulted that the jews even looked at him and demands that his country declares war on Israel for these unspeakable crimes."
"Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there."
"I start undressing you with my eyes. About halfway through, your zipper gets caught on my cornea and I start screaming in agony."
"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"
"What do you call white on the top and black at the bottom? Society."
"What's an emo's favorite file type? .rar"
"An Islamic person and a Christian person are arguing theology, and one says to the other ""let's be reasonable"". Ba doom' chaaa."