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Joke of the Day

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins......"

"Why couldnt the feminist screw in a lightbulb? Because there was a glass ceiling."

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association"

"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic."

"Some people just have a way with words... ...and other people ... oh ... not have way."

"Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't...."

"Where does the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."

"5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much. Me: Aw. 5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool."

"Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways."