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Joke of the Day

"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"

"i'm going to sell a drink called ""responsibly"" so after every liquor ad when they say ""drink responsibly"" hey free advertising boom i win"

"I bet when they discovered the radish everyone was like ""Let's name it Rad!"" and one guy was all ""Let's dial that back a bit."""

"Batman cuts off a seemingly innocuous driver in the Batmobile, only to deal with the driver later, with the help of Superman #ChangingBanes"

"Two nuts were walking down the street.. One was assaulted"

"I used to be a cleptomaniac but now that I took some medicine I feel much better"

"My new year's resolution is... ...running at 1680 x 1050"

"Thinking it's a not a good thing when the pizza delivery guy knows my dog by name."

"Why are bank offices so cold? They're trying to freeze their assets."

"My Favorite Native American Joke Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke? Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke!"