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Joke of the Day

"what's wrong if everything is all right? There's nothing left"

"I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross"

"I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it."

"Does your state have less water than California? Drought it."

"Auto correct changed ""absence"" to ""absinthe"" and now my kid's school won't let me be on the PTA."

"What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second"

"When my wife came home with a puppy, I knew better than to question her. She's the chef, after all."

"So these lepers are playing ice hockey and he gets kicked off the team. Why? Because there was a face off on the ice."

"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"who paid? Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?"