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Joke of the Day

"who paid? Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?"

"Wife asked me to get ""bath stuff"" for xmas. Hope she likes her toaster."

"Is anyone else disappointed about the new CEO of reddit? Such a re-post."

"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""

"Someone gave Chuck Norris the finger. He still has it."

"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"A clown is walking through the woods with a kid The kid looks up at the clown, ""It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."" Clown says, ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""

"Nerdy financial humor. You have been warned. I started showing more interest in one of my investments. It appreciated it."

"My wife punched me during sex last night. Probably a good idea that my mistress and I do it at her place next time."