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Joke of the Day

"What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second"

"League of Legends Joke Why do Jews suck at jungling? Because they always get executed at the first camp."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."

"If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake."

"Before you abduct someone do you have to fill in a chloroform?"

"A photon walked into a hotel. The clerk asked it it would like a hand with it's luggage... ""No thank-you"", said the photon, ""I'm travelling light""."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Selling for $2."

"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"

"I needed to go to the toilet but we were out of toilet roll So I pissed in the sink"

"Don't be sad when your exes unfollow you. It just means they'll spend more time manually checking your updates"