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Joke of the Day

"When my wife came home with a puppy, I knew better than to question her. She's the chef, after all."

"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"

"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis."

"Three men decide to have a threesome It's tough finding six women."

"Her: Are you even capable of love? Me: I'm pretty sure I love pancakes."

"If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?"

"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10-tickles."

"Two old men sitting on a porch... There is a dog licking himself in the front yard. One old man says to the other, ""Man, I wish I could do that."" The other replies, ""That dog would bite you."""

"Similarities between Scruff McGruff's police force and Michael Vick? They've both got a dog fighting crime."